If you see the Brussel Sprout Twins tell them to behave themselves! They’re always dive-bombing into the water while the other vegetables are swimming about minding their own business.
I’m Carlos Cauliflower and I run the Leafy Lane Lido. You need a loud voice to do my job you know, espe- HEY NO RUNNING BY THE POOL! Sorry, especially whe- STOP THAT SPLASHING! ‘Specially when those Brussel Sprouts are around!