Here’s a growing collection of the top 100 veggie jokes of all time…
What’s the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What vegetables are a sailors enemy?
leeks!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke
When do you know a banana wants to dance?
When you see a banana shake!
Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares?
Because they take up too mushroom…(mushrooms aren’t strictly a vegetable but we do let them in Secret Seed Society, because they are good friends with vegetables).
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties?
Because they are such fungis (fun guys, get it!)
How does a lemon ask for a hug?
“Give us a squeeze!”
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!…Thank you to Michael for sending us this joke.
Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely?
…because they hangout in bunches!
Carla Carrot and Grandpa Swede are having a chat
Carla Carrot: “Peter Parsnip beat Rudi Radish in a thumb war.”
Grandpa Swede: “That’s a turnip for the books.”
Why do potatoes always argue?
Because they can never see eye to eye.
Why did the carrot get embarrassed?
Cos it saw the chick pea!…Thank you Evan, for this side-splitter.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants!
What did one snowman say to the other?
It all smells like carrots to me.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke
What is small, red and whispers?
A hoarse radish!
When do you know a banana wants to dance?
When you see the banana shake!
When do you know a snail is lying?
When he tells you he’s not at home!
Peter Parsnip has forgotten his punchline too, can you help?
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
What did the cucumber say when he saw the Airplane?
Courgette (“Caw Jet!”)
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
What’s the fastest vegetable?….a runner bean
Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely?…because they come in bunches!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
A: why are you looking so glum? B: ive lost my root vegetable. A: dont worry, it will turnip.
why did the baba ganoush grow up big and strong? it had good auber-genes
why did the potatoes argue? because they couldnt see eye to eye.
Why did the tomato get embarassed?
Cos it saw the chick pea!
Still love this joke!!! Thanks Evan.
What vegetable did Noah leave of the ark??
The Leek
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.
What is green and goes to summer camp?
A brussel scout!
What is the strongest vegetabl?
A muscle sprout!
What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has bean!
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a vegetale patch.
What vegetable likes looking a animals?
A zoo-chini!
What is a zuchini’s favourite sport?
Squash!
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I was looking around for jokes about peas then i found this and i started laughing sooo hard!